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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Chelsea Handler

Hardcover | Pages: 264 pages

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Title	:	Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Author	:	Chelsea Handler
Book Format	:	Hardcover
Book Edition	:	Anniversary Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 264 pages
Published	:	May 1st 2007 by HarperCollins Publishers
Categories	:	Humor. Nonfiction. Autobiography. Memoir. Comedy. Biography

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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power - vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world - a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her... only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Original Title:	Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
ISBN:	0061173398 (ISBN13: 9780061173394)
Edition Language:	English

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I've always been a fan of Chelsea Handler's dry humor, but this was just "eh" to me. There were some funny moments where I laughed out loud, but most of it kinda fell flat for me. She also has a lot of "messed up" jokes, like about rape and little people that I was uncomfortable with. I listened to this on audio, which I recommend since it's read by Chelsea and a lot of the jokes are all about the delivery. You can skip it though.

Chelsea Handler is... raucous. That's the best term I have for her. She's just too much. Her stories can be hilarious, but they seem ridiculous, over the top, try-hard. It's like she was like "What's funny? I know, vaginas! Well I'll dye mine purple, and then make it burp the national anthem... in pig latin! That's SUPER-funny!"Sure... I guess. I laughed, but I think things are funnier when they are less LOOK-AT-ME, more of a dry, sarcastic wit. There was that too, but... *shrug* Some of her

Buhwahahaha! This woman is easily the funniest woman in the entertainment industry. Yes, she's rude and crude, and definitely not for the prude. But I just can't help it. I love her. She brings out the evil maniacal laugh in me, if case you didn't already notice.Since her other book is entitled "My Horizontal Life : A Collection of One-Night Stands", you can be fairly certain this book will also include sexual content as well as a lot of adult language. So if those make you uncomfortable, don't

Ah, I had high hopes for this book. I mean, for crying out loud, it has VODKA in the title! When I first heard about it, I thought I'd need to go hunt down a copy, but then life intervened. So - how many years later? Six? I finally decided to just do it - just get this book and read it.Little did I know I'd actually have to be DRINKING vodka to appreciate this book.Unfortunately, I read this book stone cold sober.First of all, I barely know who Chelsea Handler is. I mean, that's crazy, right? I

Find all of my reviews at: http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID A DNF!!!! Mind you, it was an audiobook of a physical book I had already read, but hey I had to start somewhere, right? So now you might be wondering how in the eff am I managing to 1 Star something I 4 Starred in the past. Welllllll, lemme tell ya . . . . . Chelsea Handler has a voice that I want to punch right in the throat. I convinced myself I could get past it and the funny would outweigh the

Id read quite a few 5-star reviews of this book and when, after the first chapter, it didnt immediately grab me, I decided I would be contrary and choose to hate it. Luckily, I found a lot more to like beyond the first chapter, so I can put aside my contrarian impulses and say I found it an enjoyable read.Vodka takes the form of a series of anecdotes from Handlers life, encompassing friendships, relationships and, notably, alcohol. The first chapter, in which a 9-year-old Chelsea tells her

I enjoyed Chelsea Handler's first book, My Horizontal Life. It was self-deprecatingly funny, and I imagined that a lot of the things that happened in the book actually happened to Ms. Handler.Her new book is over-the-top and unflattering to her family. She could learn something from David Sedaris and other humorist writers about how to write about one's family and life with some wit and subtlety.And jokes about race and abortion are just not my cup of tea.What a disappointment.